Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.