Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)