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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....