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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.