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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)