Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"