Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.