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Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

July Jokes More July Jokes

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.