Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

4th July Jokes More 4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)