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Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Fed Ex Jokes More Fed Ex Jokes

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue