Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?