Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.