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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!