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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.