Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed