Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!