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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.