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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.