What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!