What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.