Darkness Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.