He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.
Littering.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
Mack-a-Dameon.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
They do declare!
