He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
The parents would love to know.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Littering.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Darkness, my old friend.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Who declared west africa ebola-free.
