How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Industry Standard Jokes More Industry Standard Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.