How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

Industry Standard Jokes More Industry Standard Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!