He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Fish.
He buys a new house.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Darkness, my old friend.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Who declared west africa ebola-free.
They do declare!
