He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
None. They only screw playoff games
The Space Bar
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Batman!
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Who declared west africa ebola-free.