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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

Industry Standard Jokes More Industry Standard Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.