Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.