Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.