Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.