Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.