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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft