What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.