Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down