Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Can I push your stool in?

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!