Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder