Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad