Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Who gets saved?

America

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.