Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.