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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Who was saved?

The Russian people

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.