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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.