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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

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Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Speedos!

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You have to read ursine.

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Trying to read the road signs!!!

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She was wearing mittens

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Because she's dead.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom