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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Adidos!

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Because they're meteor

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You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Her mom rearranged the living room

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He couldn't take any more lip!

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Their lips are moving.

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What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.