What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.