What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Rustle

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man