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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.