What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk.

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man