What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.