What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.