What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.