Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers