Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer