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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer