Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers