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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer