Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers