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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers