How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)