How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.