How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.