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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)