How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.