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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.