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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

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How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.