What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!