What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.