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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!