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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

What else?

You've walked out of wife

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin