What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.