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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!