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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Expel Jokes More Expel Jokes

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Garden Eden Jokes More Garden Eden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden