How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled...

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What is a dogs favourite flower?

Anything in your garden!

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Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."