How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

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Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.