How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden