One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.
He was looking for pooh.
I Apollogize".
So we don't poke our eyes out.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
They're plane to sea
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Out of plaice.
He castanet
