One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Name that tuna!
A fish
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Darth: I have felt your presents
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Go to a john mayer concert!
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
You would rise and shine.
Practice makes perfect.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."
Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Look for fresh prints.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
A nervous wreck.
He was too far out.
