Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.