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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Eden Jokes More Eden Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Garden Eden Jokes More Garden Eden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.