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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!