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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!