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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!