What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.