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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Scott Jokes More Scott Jokes

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.