How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What about the kids?

He asked. I said, "they're still together."