How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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