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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks