Put it in a square cup
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
Depends what you want it to change into...
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
Beer.