What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.