Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!
Because he kneaded a poo....
He was kneading a poo.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"
He kneaded the dough.
Because he kneads the dough.
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.