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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What does a racist baker exclaim?

White flour!

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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!