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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What does a racist baker exclaim?

White flour!

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.