What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough