What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.