What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.