What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Who tries to steal fool's gold?

A pyrite!

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.