How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!