How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.