How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip