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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet