How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.