How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what