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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.