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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!