How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet