Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.