Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear