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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.