Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.