Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer