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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.