What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.