What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.