Wheres pop corn?
A tortilla ship!
A Buccaneer
A buck an ear!
You get a cobbler!
The Musket - ears
A corn has ears.
Pope corn!
A Buck-An-Ear
Aw shucks!
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
A buck-an-ear!
Because, corn has ears!
They're both staples.
Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.
A buck an ear
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
Laughing stalk
They pull corn by the ears.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
They trod on his corn.
A unicorn.
Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*
Because someone had trodden on his corn!
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
You pay a buccaneer.
Life is a maze.
Because he picks his ears!
By watching corn!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
The kernal!
Compra maize.
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
A buccaneer
Where is popcorn
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Aww, shucks!
Kernel.
A buccaneer!
A field of corn.
When there's a sail on it.
It's made of stern stuff.
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Chrysanthemum's the word.
What did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.
Where's pop corn?
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!
Half a dog Derek, s01e05
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
So they could make corn dogs.
Because it's more than a ceiling
This guy!
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
