Wheres pop corn?
A tortilla ship!
A Buccaneer
A buck an ear!
You get a cobbler!
The Musket - ears
A corn has ears.
Pope corn!
A Buck-An-Ear
Aw shucks!
A buck-an-ear!
Because, corn has ears!
They're both staples.
A buck an ear
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
Laughing stalk
They pull corn by the ears.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
They trod on his corn.
A unicorn.
Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*
Because someone had trodden on his corn!
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
You pay a buccaneer.
Life is a maze.
Because he picks his ears!
By watching corn!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
The kernal!
Compra maize.
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
A buccaneer
Where is popcorn
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Aww, shucks!
Kernel.
A buccaneer!
A field of corn.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Papa-wheelie!
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
Alaska my mummy!
Where's popcorn
Where is Popcorn
They're on the side of your buccin head.
So they could make corn dogs.
Because the shelter was non prophet.