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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What mouse has two legs?

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.