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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.