What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga