What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.