What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again