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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Lady Gaga Jokes More Lady Gaga Jokes

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Rady O'gaga Jokes More Rady O'gaga Jokes

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

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What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer?

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