What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.