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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.