What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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