What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W