What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret