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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!