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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.