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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.