How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off