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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.