How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.