How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye