How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat