What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.