Sorry, I overwrote your order.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
Tijuana build a snowman
Someone else's!
A really big moth!
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
An order for two large plains.
A semi-colon
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
They only had 2 cars.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
