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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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It's out of order.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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Surprise subtext.

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E B White

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.