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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.