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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.