What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.