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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.