What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Pulse Jokes More Pulse Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men