What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.