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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.