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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.