What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.