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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.