What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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You would pay to have a potato on you...

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Half a centipede!

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.