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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...