Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine