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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Who's there! April! April who?

April might make you feel better!

How do introverts feel within society?

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What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!