What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!