What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.