What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"