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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!