Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!