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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists