Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.