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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.