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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae