Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla