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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What does disappointment feel like?

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!