Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists