Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!