Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter