Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter