Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter