Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickcles.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter