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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious