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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

Diepole

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.