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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.