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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.