None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
May I take your order?
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Quarter pounder.
A humburger!
Prom night.
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Night manager at McDonalds.
Because of sanitation reasons.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
He died.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
Me: Like you're good at science...
They both capture the moment.
He farts.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Sneakers.
The McCrib
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
The SALT talks!
