Mcdonald Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Ronald Mc Donald Jokes More Ronald Mc Donald Jokes

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

When does Ronald McDonald's baby sleep?

The McCrib

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.