None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
He got the shakes instead.
May I take your order?
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Quarter pounder.
A humburger!
A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
When you're buying salt.
In case you get a hole in one.
Jose and Hose B
Crude Oil.
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
Yeasty
Because she was trans-parent.
A moon-tain.
He had to get plaid.
Seoul searching
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
A cold.
Yeah.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
