None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
He got the shakes instead.
May I take your order?
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Quarter pounder.
A humburger!
A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
Watch the Parking son.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
He Tractor.
Is it something I said
A seasoned traveller.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Czar-dines!
Bobby Fillet
They went on strike!
She worked it out with a pencil.
To the h-bar
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
