Mcdonald Jokes

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

May I take your order?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Quarter pounder.

A humburger!

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Night manager at McDonalds.

Because of sanitation reasons.

A drummer!!!!!

Well man it's been reel.

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Eschew! Eschew!

It's out of order.

His sesame seed buns!

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

The SALT talks!

That's a salt!

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

He used conditioner on them.

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Mcdonald Jokes

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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