None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
He got the shakes instead.
May I take your order?
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Quarter pounder.
A humburger!
A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
None, that's what students are for.
You've had whey too much!
Shake that blasphemy
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
Lucardio!
A straight line.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Throw in a load of laundry.
Earthquakes stop shaking
Cause they're white
They only work 10% of the time.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Coo clucks clan
