Mcdonald Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

Linked In Jokes More Linked In Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.