They are both run by red-headed clowns.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got the shakes instead.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
May I take your order?
You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Quarter pounder.
A humburger!
A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
Slow clap
A condom.
Just the First Order.
Just order them without liver.
The World Trade Center
Look a squirrel!
Fruit of the womb.
Zom-bees
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
Nothing, it's a free country.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
