How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!