How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.