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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract