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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.