Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

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Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work