Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago... Thought it was worth a share.

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!