Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas