Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
A match maiden heaven
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
A ladder in her stocking!
One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because they held up a pair of pants.
Jeffrey Dahmer!
It turns out, it's not very hard at all
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
A $100 bill makes change
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Homeless
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
