Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
They always turn out to be sub par.
None, we just swap out your whole house
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
11, Because it has another 1.
Homeless
I'll be Bach
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
