Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
Turn the stool upside-down
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Five six seven eight!
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
Remove only the top 1% please.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
They start with 2 million.
Homeless
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
