Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.