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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What happened?

Me: I turned 13....