Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
They take things literally
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
They must follow the letter of the law.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Marblehead
Because once go Mac you never go back.
5,6,7,8
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Pooping
About a day.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
