Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Do you even algae-bruh?
Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
They are the wurst.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Old Jed's a millionaire.
The cure
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best vicious of the season
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because it was a government job.
