What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow