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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.