Hillary got off Scott-free.
He Brexit!
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again
More than the capital of the UK.
It's not EU, it's me
Because they are always losing pounds.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
They're big fans of teabagging.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
An hour after its landed its still whining.
The Lay-Boar Party.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
There's no 'f' in way
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
Poop in the specimen cup.
Logging out
One's a grand car and the other's a grand car
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
Throw in your laundry.
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
You can sense his presents.
