Hillary got off Scott-free.
He Brexit!
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again
More than the capital of the UK.
It's not EU, it's me
Because they are always losing pounds.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
They're big fans of teabagging.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
An hour after its landed its still whining.
The Lay-Boar Party.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
I don't care. You pick
I may be a two but your an eight..
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
One is a weak one and the other one week!
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
In a plastic bag.
He only had two worms!
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
When his lips are shut.
Europe!
It's bells sprout.
He had to get a new goat!
